Two And A Half Men

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RELEASE DATE: 22 September 2003 (USA)

GENRE: Comedy

PLOT: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Season 1 › view all 24 episodes

› Ep. 1: Pilot 9/22/2003

› Ep. 2: Big Flappy Bastards 9/29/2003

› Ep. 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 10/6/2003

› Ep. 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 10/13/2003

› Ep. 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 10/20/2003

› Ep. 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 10/27/2003

› Ep. 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 11/3/2003

› Ep. 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 11/10/2003

› Ep. 9: Phase One, Complete 11/17/2003

› Ep. 10: Merry Thanksgiving 11/24/2003

› Ep. 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 12/15/2003

› Ep. 12: Camel Filters + Pheromones 1/5/2004

› Ep. 13: Sara Like Puny Alan 1/12/2004

› Ep. 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas 2/2/2004

› Ep. 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 2/9/2004

› Ep. 16: That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 2/16/2004

› Ep. 17: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats 2/23/2004

› Ep. 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick 3/1/2004

› Ep. 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 3/22/2004

› Ep. 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 4/19/2004

› Ep. 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing 5/3/2004

› Ep. 22: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet 5/10/2004

› Ep. 23: Just Like Buffalo 5/17/2004

› Ep. 24: Can You Feel My Finger? 5/24/2004

Season 2 › view all 24 episodes

› Ep. 1: Back Off Mary Poppins 9/20/2004

› Ep. 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 9/27/2004

› Ep. 3: A Bag Full of Jawea 10/4/2004

› Ep. 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra 10/11/2004

› Ep. 5: Bad News from the Clinic 10/18/2004

› Ep. 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 10/25/2004

› Ep. 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 11/8/2004

› Ep. 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 11/15/2004

› Ep. 9: Yes, Monsignor 11/22/2004

› Ep. 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater 11/29/2004

› Ep. 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 12/13/2004

› Ep. 12: A Lungful of Alan 1/3/2005

› Ep. 13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosów [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair] 1/17/2005

› Ep. 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 1/31/2005

› Ep. 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand 2/7/2005

› Ep. 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 2/14/2005

› Ep. 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 2/21/2005

› Ep. 18: It Was Mame, Mom 3/7/2005

› Ep. 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 3/21/2005

› Ep. 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 4/18/2005

› Ep. 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 5/2/2005

› Ep. 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 5/9/2005

› Ep. 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 5/16/2005

› Ep. 24: Does This Smell Funny to You? 5/23/2005

Season 3 › view all 24 episodes

› Ep. 1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 9/19/2005

› Ep. 2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 9/26/2005

› Ep. 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 10/3/2005

› Ep. 4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 10/10/2005

› Ep. 5: We Called It Mr. Pinky 10/17/2005

› Ep. 6: Hi, Mr. Horned One 10/24/2005

› Ep. 7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 11/7/2005

› Ep. 8: That Voodoo That I Do Do 11/14/2005

› Ep. 9: Madame and Her Special Friend 11/21/2005

› Ep. 10: Something Salted and Twisted 11/28/2005

› Ep. 11: Santa's Village of the Damned 12/19/2005

› Ep. 12: That Special Tug 1/9/2006

› Ep. 13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium 1/23/2006

› Ep. 14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2/6/2006

› Ep. 15: My Tongue is Meat 2/27/2006

› Ep. 16: Ergo, The Booty Call 3/6/2006

› Ep. 17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 3/13/2006

› Ep. 18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler 3/20/2006

› Ep. 19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin 4/10/2006

› Ep. 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 4/24/2006

› Ep. 21: And the Plot Moistens 5/1/2006

› Ep. 22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie 5/8/2006

› Ep. 23: Arguments for the Quickie 5/15/2006

› Ep. 24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 5/22/2006

Season 4 › view all 25 episodes

› Ep. 1: Working for Caligula 9/18/2006

› Ep. 2: Who's Vod Kanockers? 9/25/2006

› Ep. 3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress 10/2/2006

› Ep. 4: A Pot Smoking Monkey 10/9/2006

› Ep. 5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 10/16/2006

› Ep. 6: Apologies for the Frivolity 10/23/2006

› Ep. 7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 11/6/2006

› Ep. 8: Release the Dogs 11/13/2006

› Ep. 9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour 11/20/2006

› Ep. 10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln 11/27/2006

› Ep. 11: Walnuts and Demerol 12/11/2006

› Ep. 12: Castrating Sheep in Montana 1/8/2007

› Ep. 13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer 1/22/2007

› Ep. 14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 2/5/2007

› Ep. 15: My Damn Stalker 2/12/2007

› Ep. 16: Young People Have Phlegm Too 2/19/2007

› Ep. 17: I Merely Slept With a Commie 2/26/2007

› Ep. 18: It Never Rains in Hooterville 3/19/2007

› Ep. 19: Smooth as a Ken Doll 4/9/2007

› Ep. 20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 4/16/2007

› Ep. 21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 4/23/2007

› Ep. 22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 4/30/2007

› Ep. 23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 5/7/2007

› Ep. 24: Prostitutes and Gelato 5/14/2007

Season 5 › view all 23 episodes

› Ep. 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 9/24/2007

› Ep. 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon 10/1/2007

› Ep. 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 10/8/2007

› Ep. 4: City of Great Racks 10/15/2007

› Ep. 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 10/22/2007

› Ep. 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail 10/29/2007

› Ep. 7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room 11/5/2007

› Ep. 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 11/12/2007

› Ep. 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 11/19/2007

› Ep. 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia 11/26/2007

› Ep. 11: Meander to Your Dander 3/17/2008

› Ep. 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 3/24/2008

› Ep. 13: The Soil is Moist 3/31/2008

› Ep. 14: Winky-Dink Time 4/14/2008

› Ep. 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) 4/21/2008

› Ep. 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 4/28/2008

› Ep. 17: Fish in a Drawer 5/5/2008

› Ep. 18: If My Hole Could Talk 5/12/2008

› Ep. 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper 5/19/2008

Season 6 › view all 24 episodes

› Ep. 1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child 9/22/2008

› Ep. 2: Pie Hole, Herb 9/29/2008

› Ep. 3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict 10/6/2008

› Ep. 4: The Flavin' and the Mavin' 10/13/2008

› Ep. 5: A Jock Strap in Hell 10/20/2008

› Ep. 6: It's Always Nazi Week (1) 11/3/2008

› Ep. 7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2) 11/10/2008

› Ep. 8: Pinocchio's Mouth 11/17/2008

› Ep. 9: The Mooch At The Boo 11/24/2008

› Ep. 10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 12/8/2008

› Ep. 11: The Devil's Lube 12/15/2008

› Ep. 12: Thank God for Scoliosis 1/12/2009

› Ep. 13: I Think You Offended Don 1/19/2009

› Ep. 14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 2/2/2009

› Ep. 15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat 2/9/2009

› Ep. 16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime 3/2/2009

› Ep. 17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 3/9/2009

› Ep. 18: My Son's Enormous Head 3/16/2009

› Ep. 19: The Two Finger Rule 3/30/2009

› Ep. 20: Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau 4/13/2009

› Ep. 21: Above Exalted Cyclops 4/27/2009

› Ep. 22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 5/4/2009

› Ep. 23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 5/11/2009

› Ep. 24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids 5/18/2009

Season 7 › view all 9 episodes

› Ep. 1: 818-jklpuzo 9/21/2009

› Ep. 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation 9/28/2009

› Ep. 3: Mmm, fish. Yum. 10/5/2009

› Ep. 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 10/12/2009

› Ep. 5: For the Sake of the Child 10/19/2009

› Ep. 6: Give Me Your Thumb 11/2/2009

› Ep. 7: Untainted by Filth 11/9/2009

› Ep. 8: The Moustache Attachment 11/16/2009

› Ep. 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 11/23/2009

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